Saturday, September 26, 2009

Looking for a vampire, willing to spare blood

Hahaha, I just had to share with you this pic my bf took of me. (At the time he did it, though, I certainly was in noo mood.) Here's how it unfolded:

Bf: "Boo, can I touch your boobies?"

Me: "FUCK OFF. I'm not in the mood!"

Bf: *sad pouty face* "Please???"

Me: *exasperated sigh* "Leave me alone...I'm only going to say it once..."

Then he proceeds to retrieve the Yellow Care Bear (which is supposed to represent him, we also bought/have another Pink Care Bear that is supposed to represent me) and places it next to me, with its arm extended out toward my chest. And then he grabs the camera to take a pic of me.

He always does that! For some reason, it amuses him so much! I swear, I'm not even lying! I once looked through his phone and in his photo directory, there was a collection of pics of me in various stages of anger, sneers, frowns, pouts, and anything else "ugly face" you can think of! How ruuuuude is this man!

I make such an ugly face...and you know what's even more sad? I realize that I make this face whenever a STRANGER (especially a male) looks at me----whether it be out on the road when I'm behind the wheel of my car, or something as plain as grocery shopping.

I HATE PPL STARING. I get it if you accidentally look around and lock eyes with someone randomly...but that eye contact should last no more than 2 seconds...MAX! This is usually the face I return if I catch you looking at me. I'm so mean, huh? Haha, that's gonna be my New Year's Resolution then. Smile more often!!!

On a brighter note, has anyone been catching The Vampire Diaries on Thursday nights (CW Channel)? Ommg, Stefan is so freakin' HOT!! That's gonna be my goal...find me a NICE, SWEET hot vampire bf that WOULDN'T be mean enough to take pictures of me when I'm in a grumpy or low-spirited mood. :) Yes...that would be nice....verrrry nice indeed.

Coooome to meeee, Stefan Salvatore!

P.S. For all you Twilight fans, check out the Vampire Diaires by L.J. Smith. This series was actually written a whole DECADE before Twilight was even the big hit that it is today. I definitely recommend this series to you guys who are done with the entire Twilight series and need to have you Vampire love/action fix! You won't be disappointed, promise you!